Jokes, Nothing more!
Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
– So they can drive with handcuffs on
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
– Somebody too lazy to steal.
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem.
What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem.
What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
– Problem solved
Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?
– They jumped the border
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
– So they have a place to keep their taco.
What do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
– They both take your money and don’t work.
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
– Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
– They don’t work in the future either!
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
– Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower?
How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
– Through the window.
How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only Mexicans do that kind of job.
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
– Cause nobody will look for them?
Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
– They both run jump shoot and steal